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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Uh, all that it is, I suppose, is that I am a woman who is 35 years old, and I don't have...

Uh, all that it is, I suppose, is that I am a woman who is 35 years old, and I don't have a boyfriend and I don't want a boyfriend

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Uh, all that it is, I suppose,
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is that I am a woman who is 35 years old,
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and I don't have a boyfriend
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and I don't want a boyfriend.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:25
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I love men,  but I feel that men are like dolphins, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I love men,  but I feel that men are like dolphins,
[cheering] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[cheering]
But that doesn't mean you should  have one in your house. Why would you... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
But that doesn't mean you should  have one in your hous...
And a large number of them  turn out to be sexual predators as well. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And a large number of them  turn out to be sexual predators ...
Hashtag #notalldolphins, but many dolphins. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Hashtag #notalldolphins, but many dolphins.
You know, you're statistically most likely to be killed by the one in your house. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
You know, you're statistically most likely to be killed...
"Well, Katherine, no, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
"Well, Katherine, no,
They say, um... "Katherine, you need to work harder - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
They say, um... "Katherine, you need to work harder
So, number one, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
So, number one,
Someone said perhaps I should do  the entire show as their mother. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Someone said perhaps I should do  the entire show as their m...
But that's a lot of admin, and I don't have time for... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
But that's a lot of admin, and I don't have time f...
Someone said, "Maybe build a set like an entire kitchen, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:12
Someone said, "Maybe build a set like an entire kitchen...
Men have a lot of safe spaces, like the Senate and the world and... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Men have a lot of safe spaces, like the Senate and the world...
Um, I get it, I'm a woman - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Um, I get it, I'm a woman
"Why doesn't she just sing a song?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:17
"Why doesn't she just sing a song?"
And for everyone's better life, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And for everyone's better life,
If I were this bad at anything else-- - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If I were this bad at anything else--
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like,
Just one more try." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just one more try."
I think the ladies will agree with me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I think the ladies will agree with me,