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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

We are like two nine-year-olds, but one of us has celluliteand a credit card

We are like two nine-year-olds, but one of us has cellulite
and a credit card

Full Transcript

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We are like two nine-year-olds,
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but one of us has cellulite and a credit card.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:30
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I mean, I was the only child in the world - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I mean, I was the only child in the world
They could have victimized  any girl in the school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
They could have victimized  any girl in the school,
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimized for their looks - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimi...
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arrived!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arri...
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be li...
And teachers, if you're in, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And teachers, if you're in,
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversations - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversa...
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal with it?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal...
"Why don't I fuck your man?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
"Why don't I fuck your man?"
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to weaponize your pussy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to w...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[cheering and applause]
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian.
That's why I think the best thing to do - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
That's why I think the best thing to do
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the highway, huh? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the...
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite successfully. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite suc...
If you are co-parenting, you have  to be nice about the other partner. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
If you are co-parenting, you have  to be nice about the othe...
"Oh, I know he was a monster to me, but she does this..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"Oh, I know he was a monster to me, but she does this.....
He's my child's dad, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He's my child's dad,
I remember, one evening, I was in bed, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I remember, one evening, I was in bed,
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies,