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Well, Mummy, but if all that is true
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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Well, Mummy, but if all that is true, how come my daddy's not your boyfriend?" They're...

Well, Mummy, but if all that is true, how come my daddy's not your boyfriend?" [gasps] They're smart. Aren't they smart?

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Well, Mummy, but if all that is true,
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how come my daddy's not your boyfriend?"
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[gasps] They're smart. Aren't they smart?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:31
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Is too good for me." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
Is too good for me."
I am not good enough for him. That's how amazing your father is." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I am not good enough for him. That's how amazing your f...
A lot of our arguments when we were together were very microwave-based, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
A lot of our arguments when we were together were very micro...
I love everything about him. I miss him, I fancy him, all of that." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I love everything about him. I miss him, I fancy him, all of...
Quite easily, I think I'll get you back together." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Quite easily, I think I'll get you back together."
He's gonna say, "Yes, your mother is a very calm, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He's gonna say, "Yes, your mother is a very calm,
Of course, I fancy your mother, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Of course, I fancy your mother,
I was out in the game, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I was out in the game,
And there was a man that I thought, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
And there was a man that I thought,
As soon as I was rejected, I thought, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
As soon as I was rejected, I thought,
That boy was a nuisance." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
That boy was a nuisance."
There are two people  who are known to have left Sarnia. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
There are two people  who are known to have left Sarnia.
There's me and then heroic  Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
There's me and then heroic  Canadian astronaut Chris Ha...
They named an asteroid,  two schools and an airport after him. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
They named an asteroid,  two schools and an airport after hi...
And I got a letter from the town council, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I got a letter from the town council,
He's just a really nice guy, just an astronaut, just some space fucker. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
He's just a really nice guy, just an astronaut, just so...
"Oh, Katherine, are you being too hard  on your local hero?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Oh, Katherine, are you being too hard  on your local h...
She overdosed on fentanyl 16 times. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She overdosed on fentanyl 16 times.
She jerked off three hockey players in the space of an hour, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She jerked off three hockey players in the space of an hour,
Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:23
Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles]