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Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot

And I don't know that man." He goes, "Well, I just wanted to see00 and we're gonna start...

And I don't know that man." He goes, "Well, I just wanted to see
if you wanted to join us for surf camp." I said, "Well, I don't have my glasses on, but I think it's dark outside right now." He goes, "Yeah, it's dark, it's 5:30, but the sun comes up at 6:00 and we're gonna start surf camp at dawn." I thought, "Oh, I didn't say it."
[INDISTINCT] how fortunate for the sharks that all, all of these white walleyes from Minnesota are just gonna drop through their ceiling right in time for breakfast, be like pizza's falling in here tonight

Full Transcript

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And I don't know that man."
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He goes, "Well, I just wanted to see if you wanted to join us for surf camp."
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I said, "Well, I don't have my glasses on,
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but I think it's dark outside right now."
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He goes, "Yeah, it's dark, it's 5:30,
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but the sun comes up at 6:00
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and we're gonna start surf camp at dawn."
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I thought, "Oh, I didn't say it." [INDISTINCT]
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how fortunate for the sharks that all,
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all of these white walleyes from Minnesota
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are just gonna drop through their ceiling
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right in time for breakfast,
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be like pizza's falling in here tonight.
Duration
37 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:52
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Recorded at The Paramount Theater in Denver, CO, stand-up comedienne Kathleen Madigan explores topics including aging parents, interactions with millennials, and hunting bigfoot.
This is crazy." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:08
This is crazy."
And he goes, "Well, you know, just in case you are afraid, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:07
And he goes, "Well, you know, just in case you are afra...
So, if it does come back and hit you in the face, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:21
So, if it does come back and hit you in the face,
And in the last six years or five, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
And in the last six years or five,
Now, that may not seem like a lot - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:12
Now, that may not seem like a lot
And I can't tell you how I am gonna die, Bob, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
And I can't tell you how I am gonna die, Bob,
[CROWD LAUGHS] - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:13
[CROWD LAUGHS]
[CROWD CHEERING] - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:14
[CROWD CHEERING]
It was an old guy interviewing this young, cute girl, a surfer girl. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:05
It was an old guy interviewing this young, cute girl, a surf...
But unfortunately, her right arm had been eaten off by a shark. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
But unfortunately, her right arm had been eaten off by a sha...
And this was to be a feel-good thing because she's gonna surf again - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:11
And this was to be a feel-good thing because she's gonn...
Are you nervous? Because, well." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:09
Are you nervous? Because, well."
And the... but the girl goes, "No, because like I told my parents, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:11
And the... but the girl goes, "No, because like I told ...
I wanted to go, "Tell her, the same, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:08
I wanted to go, "Tell her, the same,
What's the matter with you?" - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
What's the matter with you?"
Because sharks don't have Monday morning meetings - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:07
Because sharks don't have Monday morning meetings
Somebody ate her right arm off a year and a half ago. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
Somebody ate her right arm off a year and a half ago.
Let's not eat her left arm off, too, okay? - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:05
Let's not eat her left arm off, too, okay?
There's a lot of nice sharks in this room - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:12
There's a lot of nice sharks in this room
I'm very faithful to the show Snapped on Oxygen. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
I'm very faithful to the show Snapped on Oxygen.