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I don't even know how to do sixth grade math anymore
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Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot

I don't even know how to dosixth grade math anymore

I don't even know how to do
sixth grade math anymore

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.962
I don't even know how to do sixth grade math anymore.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:41
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Recorded at The Paramount Theater in Denver, CO, stand-up comedienne Kathleen Madigan explores topics including aging parents, interactions with millennials, and hunting bigfoot.
Science, I never understood to begin with. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:05
Science, I never understood to begin with.
I'm drinking margaritas at 9:00 in the morning - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:19
I'm drinking margaritas at 9:00 in the morning
I missed 57 days of fifth grade. - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:07
I missed 57 days of fifth grade.
And so far in my life, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:18
And so far in my life,
Shut up. I never heard about that. Maybe..." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:13
Shut up. I never heard about that. Maybe..."
They leave the day after Christmas - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
They leave the day after Christmas
Like Jesus, they rise from the State of Florida - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:08
Like Jesus, they rise from the State of Florida
I don't know what you're doing down there, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:12
I don't know what you're doing down there,
Like, my mom goes, "I want you to go to my golf league - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:09
Like, my mom goes, "I want you to go to my golf league
But I like to get there at 6:00." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:06
But I like to get there at 6:00."
7:00." I'll go. "All right. Fine." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:05
7:00." I'll go. "All right. Fine."
I go, "Mom, your friends are a lot of fun, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:14
I go, "Mom, your friends are a lot of fun,
I said, "Dear Mom, it is 7:40 in the morning." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:12
I said, "Dear Mom, it is 7:40 in the morning."
We're in a different dimension - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:10
We're in a different dimension
Some days 6:00. I mean, today, I've already had lasagna." - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:12
Some days 6:00. I mean, today, I've already had lasagna...
I'll tell you what, though, if you ever think you have a drinking problem, - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:10
I'll tell you what, though, if you ever think you have ...
Hey, Jameson and toast?" - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:08
Hey, Jameson and toast?"
[CROWD LAUGHS] - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:10
[CROWD LAUGHS]
I was in Nash... I flew in Nashville and I rented a car - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:07
I was in Nash... I flew in Nashville and I rented a car
Can you stop and get some wine?" - Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot 00:08
Can you stop and get some wine?"