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"Keeping Mum" quotes

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A pastor preoccupied with writing the perfect sermon fails to realize that his wife is having an affair, and his children are up to no good.

Director: Niall Johnson
Writer: Richard Russo, Niall Johnson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $1,619,466
Released: 06 Oct 2006
Awards: 1 win & 5 nominations
Yes I believe she is - Keeping Mum 00:07 Yes I believe she is Aren't you a busy bee Grace this is Grant - Keeping Mum 00:06 Aren't you a busy bee Grace this is Grant Who is it - Keeping Mum 00:26 Who is it Well it's never to late to learn Good morning - Keeping Mum 00:06 Well it's never to late to learn Good morning That's something else we need to have a chat about - Keeping Mum 00:06 That's something else we need to have a chat about Oh God what's that What - Keeping Mum 00:18 Oh God what's that What Breakfast is the most important meal of the day did you know that Holly - Keeping Mum 00:07 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day did you know... I It's not as if anyone's going to miss her - Keeping Mum 00:06 I It's not as if anyone's going to miss her Let me get this straight My son's rid of his bullies - Keeping Mum 00:20 Let me get this straight My son's rid of his bullies Oh my God he's really stiff - Keeping Mum 00:11 Oh my God he's really stiff If someone came at you with a frying pan Well it was a simple misunderstanding - Keeping Mum 00:06 If someone came at you with a frying pan Well it was a... Still is Not many like him around - Keeping Mum 01:03 Still is Not many like him around Good old Broccoli Shall we have some for supper - Keeping Mum 00:06 Good old Broccoli Shall we have some for supper Now have you thought about sex - Keeping Mum 00:46 Now have you thought about sex And I thought being an orphan was a bad thing - Keeping Mum 00:06 And I thought being an orphan was a bad thing She said herself she had a dickey heart I think you might have a dickey heart - Keeping Mum 00:06 She said herself she had a dickey heart I think you might... It's just not fair - Keeping Mum 00:13 It's just not fair Which reminds me of the time an Englishman an Irishman a Scotsman - Keeping Mum 00:11 Which reminds me of the time an Englishman an Irishman a... They made love in every room in the house did they Lilian and Brian - Keeping Mum 00:25 They made love in every room in the house did they Lilian... Was that a brassier over Holly's shoulder this morning - Keeping Mum 00:25 Was that a brassier over Holly's shoulder this morning Grace can you come and look at the pie Of course dear - Keeping Mum 00:10 Grace can you come and look at the pie Of course dear Men do sometimes lose their way dear - Keeping Mum 00:34 Men do sometimes lose their way dear Is one of the worst you can get So there's really just the one option - Keeping Mum 00:33 Is one of the worst you can get So there's really just... And when I'm asked Why do Vicars always answer a question - Keeping Mum 00:12 And when I'm asked Why do Vicars always answer a... No no don't Come back - Keeping Mum 00:08 No no don't Come back Do you think he found that bloody dog yet Oh Mr Brown is on holiday - Keeping Mum 00:12 Do you think he found that bloody dog yet Oh Mr Brown is on... It could happen to anybody This cannot go on mother It is enough - Keeping Mum 00:20 It could happen to anybody This cannot go on mother It is... Oh Jesus Christ I can't do it It's alright - Keeping Mum 00:25 Oh Jesus Christ I can't do it It's alright Well the title stinks for a start - Keeping Mum 00:17 Well the title stinks for a start Billy Martin came after me but Grace was there and I said Broccoli - Keeping Mum 00:42 Billy Martin came after me but Grace was there and I said... Is it a sign do you think No I think it's a trunk - Keeping Mum 00:06 Is it a sign do you think No I think it's a trunk Aren't we forgetting the small matter of dead bodies - Keeping Mum 00:33 Aren't we forgetting the small matter of dead bodies This is Grace speaking Would you like to come out from under the bed - Keeping Mum 00:09 This is Grace speaking Would you like to come out from under... Is it Halloween - Keeping Mum 00:05 Is it Halloween Who the hell is this guy I'll kill him That won't be necessary dear - Keeping Mum 00:08 Who the hell is this guy I'll kill him That won't... You can't go around killing people just because you don't approve of them - Keeping Mum 00:12 You can't go around killing people just because you...

Cast

Walter Goodfellow - Rowan Atkinson
Gloria Goodfellow - Kristin Scott Thomas
Grace Hawkins - Maggie Smith
Holly Goodfellow - Tamsin Egerton