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Don:
[in an thick Philipino accent]
How you guys doing? I'm Don. Don, rhyme with flon. You have any question? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yes, Yes indeed Don we do. Is this a good machine? Don:
Yeah it is good if you cheap bastard. No jus... jus doing comedy with you. That one is okay. But if you are serious about Kar'-oke. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh we are! Don:
Okay then... there is only one model for you. The AUDIO 2000. This baby got the 16-bit dual D/A converter, 3 beam checking, digital key controller, so you can change the pitch if your voice sucks. But I don't need that. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
That's nice. How much? Don:
Price is not important Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No price is very important, actually. Don:
Okay you got me; take me away. Okay it's a lil' bit expensive. But let me tell you, it's worth it. When you sing to your girlfriend. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Uh huh. Don:
And her heart thweaaaatt-boom! fall down on the floor, you say thank you Don. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
How much does it cost, exactly? Don:
[Motions them over and begins to talk quietly in an American accent]
Alright, here's the real deal. Um, I don't usually do this but you guys look like cool guys, and uh, I got a little piece of ass last night, so I am feeling extra generous. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh! Don:
I'm gonna let you guys have it for $1,300. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
$1,300? Don:
Final offer. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
uh, excuse me, I just got a little warm. [unzips jacket to reveal priest's collar] Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
My friend, he gets, he gets a little warm. Don:
[Sees priest's collar]
Oh man! What is that? What is... get out of here with that. Is that real? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh yeah!
[in an thick Philipino accent]
How you guys doing? I'm Don. Don, rhyme with flon. You have any question? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yes, Yes indeed Don we do. Is this a good machine? Don:
Yeah it is good if you cheap bastard. No jus... jus doing comedy with you. That one is okay. But if you are serious about Kar'-oke. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh we are! Don:
Okay then... there is only one model for you. The AUDIO 2000. This baby got the 16-bit dual D/A converter, 3 beam checking, digital key controller, so you can change the pitch if your voice sucks. But I don't need that. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
That's nice. How much? Don:
Price is not important Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No price is very important, actually. Don:
Okay you got me; take me away. Okay it's a lil' bit expensive. But let me tell you, it's worth it. When you sing to your girlfriend. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Uh huh. Don:
And her heart thweaaaatt-boom! fall down on the floor, you say thank you Don. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
How much does it cost, exactly? Don:
[Motions them over and begins to talk quietly in an American accent]
Alright, here's the real deal. Um, I don't usually do this but you guys look like cool guys, and uh, I got a little piece of ass last night, so I am feeling extra generous. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh! Don:
I'm gonna let you guys have it for $1,300. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
$1,300? Don:
Final offer. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
uh, excuse me, I just got a little warm. [unzips jacket to reveal priest's collar] Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
My friend, he gets, he gets a little warm. Don:
[Sees priest's collar]
Oh man! What is that? What is... get out of here with that. Is that real? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh yeah!
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No just Just doing comedy with you
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That one is okay but if you really serious about karaoke
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Oh we are Okay
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Then there only one model for you
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The Audio 2000
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This baby got the 16 bit dual D A converter
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three beam tracking digital key controller
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so you can change the pitch if your voice sucks but I don't need that
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That's nice How much Price is not important
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No price is very important actually Okay
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Movie Summary
Two friends, a priest and a rabbi, fall in love with the same woman they knew in their youth, but the religious position of both men denies them romance.
Actors
Don
Father Brian Finn
