I can't alienate these women, I need body count at the temple
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Anna Riley:
[to Jake]
So what's your chick situation? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, don't ask, it's not a good story. Anna Riley:
Why? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Because his whole congregation is trying to set him up and it makes him very uncomfortable. Anna Riley:
What's wrong with that? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity. Anna Riley:
What does that mean? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
It means these mothers keep making these dates for me that I can't refuse. They're very intimidating, they're like the Kosher Nostra. They're little women but very determined. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I think you get a little melodramatic about this, don't you think? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, yeah? Today one of them faxed me her daughter's resume. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Let me see that. Ali Decker. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Look at the bottom. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh. She has a skills section. Anna Riley:
Yes? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, you win. She put jogging as a skill. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
See? She doesn't even know the difference between a hobby and a skill. Anna Riley:
All right, so maybe she's a skilled jogger. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I have to go on a date with this woman. Why can't I just say no? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I don't know, why can't you? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I can't alienate these women, I need body count at the temple
[to Jake]
So what's your chick situation? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, don't ask, it's not a good story. Anna Riley:
Why? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Because his whole congregation is trying to set him up and it makes him very uncomfortable. Anna Riley:
What's wrong with that? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity. Anna Riley:
What does that mean? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
It means these mothers keep making these dates for me that I can't refuse. They're very intimidating, they're like the Kosher Nostra. They're little women but very determined. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I think you get a little melodramatic about this, don't you think? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, yeah? Today one of them faxed me her daughter's resume. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Let me see that. Ali Decker. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Look at the bottom. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh. She has a skills section. Anna Riley:
Yes? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh, you win. She put jogging as a skill. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
See? She doesn't even know the difference between a hobby and a skill. Anna Riley:
All right, so maybe she's a skilled jogger. Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I have to go on a date with this woman. Why can't I just say no? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I don't know, why can't you? Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I can't alienate these women, I need body count at the temple
Full Transcript
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Oh I'll bet So what's your chick situation
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Oh uh don't ask It's it's it's not a good story
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Why 'Cause his whole congregation's trying to set him up
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and it makes him very uncomfortable
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What's wrong with that There's a reason that pandas don't mate in captivity
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What does that mean It means that all these mothers keep making these dates for me
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They're very intimidating They're like the Kosher Nostra
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Oh It's true They're little women but they're very determined
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You get a little melodramatic about this don't you think
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Oh yeah Check this out
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I was faxed one of their daughter's resumes this morning Get out
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Movie Summary
Two friends, a priest and a rabbi, fall in love with the same woman they knew in their youth, but the religious position of both men denies them romance.
Actors
Anna Riley
Father Brian Finn
