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Keeping Up with the Joneses

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.

Director

Greg Mottola

Year

Genre

Box Office

$14,904,426

Production

Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

Awards

3 nominations

Homepage

http://www.JonesesMovie.com/

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Jeff Gaffney

Zach Galifianakis

Karen Gaffney

Tim Jones

Natalie Jones

Scorpion

Scorpion's Girlfriend

Dan Craverston

Meg Craverston

Maribeth Monroe

Yang

Carl Pronger

Cool Man

Dayo Abanikanda

Patrick

Mikey

Ricky Lu

Mrs. Lu

Mr. Lu

Oren

Bernie

Waitress

Karina Bonnefil

Detective

Police Officer

Neighborhood Mom

Sanjay

Richard Regan Paul

HR Staffer #1

Guard #1

Guard #2

Stacey Chung

Stacey's Mom

Margaret

Dhameer

Henchman

Scott Allen Perry

Henchman

Henchman

HR Staffer #2

Wife

Hostess

Adrienne Ballenger

Diner Customer

Harry Galifianakis

Morroccan Citizen

Jordan Eli Arellano

Guest

Coffeeshop Patron

Bartender

Misha

Javier

Sebastian Cifuentes

Henchman

William Curtis Coppersmith

Security Officer

Security Guard

Jack

Parent

Joseph Geoffroy II

Moroccan Resident

Hotel Visitor

Robin Gutierrez

Henchman #12

Morroccan Citizen

Bridgett O'Keefe

Carrie Walrond Hood

Coffee Patron

Hotel Patron

Pool Reveler

Henchman

Christian Miranda

Jill

Hotel Visitor

Beverly Hills Shopper

Patti Schellhaas

Henchman

HR Staffer

Dawn Young-McDaniel

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...::Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016)::... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

...::Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016)::...

I work
in human resources or "hr,"
as some people call it. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I work in human resources or "hr," as some peop...

And if you get any ticks,
put it in
the plastic baggie... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And if you get any ticks, put it in the plastic baggie...

-That was so fast.
-Thank you, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-That was so fast. -Thank you,

-It's crazy.
-Who buys a house
without seeing it first? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-It's crazy. -Who buys a house without seeing it first?

Oh, and Karen,
i left your card
in the foyer, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, and Karen, i left your card in the foyer,

So, uh, did you tell - Keeping Up with the Joneses

So, uh, did you tell

Exposed brick,
visible plumbing. And... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Exposed brick, visible plumbing. And...

Well, I suppose
I'd better get started
on the urinal. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Well, I suppose I'd better get started on the urinal.

Honeymoon.
-All right, keep it pg.
Keep it pg, guys. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Honeymoon. -All right, keep it pg. Keep it pg, guys.

- Jeff, you should try it hyena style.
- -We'll try it. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

- Jeff, you should try it hyena style. - -We'll try it.

I, uh, dvr-ed
the, uh, good wife. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I, uh, dvr-ed the, uh, good wife.

Back it up! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Don't let anybody
say that to you
on a plane. "Hijack." - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Don't let anybody say that to you on a plane. "Hij...

-Gosh!
-So, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Uh... hey, oh, by the way, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Uh... hey, oh, by the way,

Uh, this week's
really hectic.
Kid stuff. But, maybe. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Uh, this week's really hectic. Kid stuff. But, maybe.

He said,
"please tell Jeff - Keeping Up with the Joneses

He said, "please tell Jeff

Oh, of course.
Mi computer, su computer. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, of course. Mi computer, su computer.

Are we getting written up?
'Cause I emailed
him last night - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Are we getting written up? 'Cause I emailed him last ni...

Did I tell you that I ate
at a Indian restaurant
the other night? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Did I tell you that I ate at a Indian restaurant the other n...

I once knew an Indian
who drank so much tea,
he died in his "tea-pee." - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I once knew an Indian who drank so much tea, he died in his ...

I can sense the resentment - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I can sense the resentment

Is that bad? That sounds bad.
What is that?
Is that like, uh-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Is that bad? That sounds bad. What is that? Is that like, uh...

One time, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

We're the joneses!
Nice to meet you, Jeff. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

We're the joneses! Nice to meet you, Jeff.

Nice to meet you guys.
Uh, that was a joke
about spying-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Nice to meet you guys. Uh, that was a joke about spying--

So, Natalie
was just telling me - Keeping Up with the Joneses

So, Natalie was just telling me

Yeah, and I work
with a charity
for Sri lankan orphans. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah, and I work with a charity for Sri lankan orphans.

And now, it's finally time
to plant some roots. Right? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And now, it's finally time to plant some roots. Right?

I can't tell you
how excited we are - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I can't tell you how excited we are

I mean, they would say... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I mean, they would say...

Which is, loosely, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Which is, loosely,

Yeah. We went
to epcot center last summer.
Was it? Yeah. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah. We went to epcot center last summer. Was it? Yeah.

You can go to every country,
like, within three blocks. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You can go to every country, like, within three blocks.

Yeah, that's Patrick
and Mikey. Patrick's leaning - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah, that's Patrick and Mikey. Patrick's leaning

-Speaking of which,
we brought you...
-Yes, yes. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-Speaking of which, we brought you... -Yes, yes.

-That's amazing! Really?
-Give me a break! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-That's amazing! Really? -Give me a break!

Look at it
in the light, honey.
It sort of-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Look at it in the light, honey. It sort of--

I wrote an article about
this, uh, Hungarian
glass-blowing master, yorgi. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I wrote an article about this, uh, Hungarian glass-blowing m...

Just put it right there - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Just put it right there

-Let me just get this
out of your way.
-No, Jeff will get that. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-Let me just get this out of your way. -No, Jeff will get th...

Have you guys ever, uh,
been to or heard of,
uh, junetoberfest? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Have you guys ever, uh, been to or heard of, uh, junetoberfe...

Yeah. We have
a dart, uh, tournament.
We have bratwurst. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah. We have a dart, uh, tournament. We have bratwurst.

-No. No, he didn't.
-Oh, that's okay, honey-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-No. No, he didn't. -Oh, that's okay, honey--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
"Seared yellowtail - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Seared yellowtail

It's a very short,
very chic... extremely
flattering summer dress. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

It's a very short, very chic... extremely flattering su...

Look at Dan pretending
to check his email. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Look at Dan pretending to check his email.

If I find pictures
of her ass on his phone,
bj night is canceled. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

If I find pictures of her ass on his phone, bj night is canc...

So, anyway, there I am, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

So, anyway, there I am,

But I was able
to ride him into civilization. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

But I was able to ride him into civilization.

Caught the next flight
to marrakesh - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Caught the next flight to marrakesh

But, trust me, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Wow, good job--
ooh, ooh, ooh! Buddy, buddy.
Yeah, buddy. Wow! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Wow, good job-- ooh, ooh, ooh! Buddy, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Wo...

Give me this.
Give me this. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Give me this. Give me this.

-I feel a little bit
light-headed.
-Close your hand around it. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-I feel a little bit light-headed. -Close your hand around i...

You can't rattle me. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You can't rattle me.

Witness...
Witness my destiny. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Witness... Witness my destiny.

Neighborhood champ,
five years in a row! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Neighborhood champ, five years in a row!

-It's a bad idea.
-Look, I'll even show you - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-It's a bad idea. -Look, I'll even show you

Uh, well, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Do you mind if I skip
the craverston grip? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Do you mind if I skip the craverston grip?

Oh, hey, Karen.
I was just looking
for the bathroom. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, hey, Karen. I was just looking for the bathroom.

Yeah. I must've made
a wrong turn. Um... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah. I must've made a wrong turn. Um...

That was one of the best
junetoberfests - Keeping Up with the Joneses

That was one of the best junetoberfests

Have you ever seen
a couple move into
a neighborhood - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Have you ever seen a couple move into a neighborhood

I mean, they're so overly - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I mean, they're so overly

Karen, they told you,
they wanna settle down. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Karen, they told you, they wanna settle down.

So, he can navigate
the bazaars of marrakesh, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

So, he can navigate the bazaars of marrakesh,

When people have to poop, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

When people have to poop,

You know, if the joneses seem
a little bit more affectionate
than we do, it's because - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You know, if the joneses seem a little bit more affectionate...

But now, it's our time.
It's our summer.
Watch my hand there. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

But now, it's our time. It's our summer. Watch my ...

And I think it's time
to get busy sexually. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And I think it's time to get busy sexually.

I was the one who noticed
when the mcnultys were
pirating the yamamotos' cable. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I was the one who noticed when the mcnultys were pirating th...

Yes, and intuition
is a wonderful thing. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yes, and intuition is a wonderful thing.

And take it from me,
somebody who has had
16 years - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And take it from me, somebody who has had 16 years

Smoke blows from the car,
you know, uh?
So I figured - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Smoke blows from the car, you know, uh? So I figured

- Oh, you strong man! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

- Oh, you strong man!

-Absolutely. You came
to the right guys.
-Yeah. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-Absolutely. You came to the right guys. -Yeah.

I found your love
of home brewing...
Contagious. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I found your love of home brewing... Contagious.

Right. Besides that.
Besides that. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Right. Besides that. Besides that.

Hey are you hungry I'm famished - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Hey are you hungry I'm famished

I am leaving
this message in case
anything happens to me. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I am leaving this message in case anything happens to me.

I'm following Natalie Jones
who I have good reason
to believe-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm following Natalie Jones who I have good reason to b...

-Well, it is, yeah.
I mean, I love my cul-de-sac.
-There he is. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-Well, it is, yeah. I mean, I love my cul-de-sac. -There he ...

Right there, man.
Thank you.
Oh, I'll take a shejiu. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Right there, man. Thank you. Oh, I'll take a shejiu.

There's certain ramifications
the next day, you know,
toilet-wise, but-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

There's certain ramifications the next day, you know, t...

Actually, it reminds me
of when I went kayaking - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Actually, it reminds me of when I went kayaking

It's just beautiful.
A lot of places, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

It's just beautiful. A lot of places,

- Look at all these little
ethnic condiments. So cool.
That is... - Keeping Up with the Joneses

- Look at all these little ethnic condiments. So cool. That ...

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A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Greg Mottola

Writer: Michael LeSieur

Production: Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

Genre: action, comedy

Year: 2016

MetaScore: 34/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: $14,904,426

Released: 21 Oct 2016

Awards: 3 nominations

Homepage: http://www.JonesesMovie.com/

Also watch: Masterminds, The Package, The Accountant, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, The Girl on the Train, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Why Him?, Drone, The Young Offenders, The Carmilla Movie, Mollo tutto e apro un chiringuito, Army of One, Two Days in Paris, Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, Brotherhood