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Keeping Up with the Joneses

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.

Director

Greg Mottola

Year

Genre

Box Office

$14,904,426

Production

Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

Awards

3 nominations

Homepage

http://www.JonesesMovie.com/

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Jeff Gaffney

Zach Galifianakis

Karen Gaffney

Tim Jones

Natalie Jones

Scorpion

Scorpion's Girlfriend

Dan Craverston

Meg Craverston

Maribeth Monroe

Yang

Carl Pronger

Cool Man

Dayo Abanikanda

Patrick

Mikey

Ricky Lu

Mrs. Lu

Mr. Lu

Oren

Bernie

Waitress

Karina Bonnefil

Detective

Police Officer

Neighborhood Mom

Sanjay

Richard Regan Paul

HR Staffer #1

Guard #1

Guard #2

Stacey Chung

Stacey's Mom

Margaret

Dhameer

Henchman

Scott Allen Perry

Henchman

Henchman

HR Staffer #2

Wife

Hostess

Adrienne Ballenger

Diner Customer

Harry Galifianakis

Morroccan Citizen

Jordan Eli Arellano

Guest

Coffeeshop Patron

Bartender

Misha

Javier

Sebastian Cifuentes

Henchman

William Curtis Coppersmith

Security Officer

Security Guard

Jack

Parent

Joseph Geoffroy II

Moroccan Resident

Hotel Visitor

Robin Gutierrez

Henchman #12

Morroccan Citizen

Bridgett O'Keefe

Carrie Walrond Hood

Coffee Patron

Hotel Patron

Pool Reveler

Henchman

Christian Miranda

Jill

Hotel Visitor

Beverly Hills Shopper

Patti Schellhaas

Henchman

HR Staffer

Dawn Young-McDaniel

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Natalie Jones Tim Jones Scorpion Jeff Gaffney Karen Gaffney

Yeah, in guangdong,
the old dudes say - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah, in guangdong, the old dudes say

I talk to people, I go places.
And when I find a place
that I like, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I talk to people, I go places. And when I find a place that ...

Shejiu Okay that's a live snake - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Shejiu Okay that's a live snake

They call this
"the 100-pace viper," - Keeping Up with the Joneses

They call this "the 100-pace viper,"

It's actually probably closer
to 50 paces, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

It's actually probably closer to 50 paces,

You're gonna wanna keep
your hands away from the head, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You're gonna wanna keep your hands away from the head,

--...and I have
two words for you. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

--...and I have two words for you.

There is a Chinese word
for cul-de-sac. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

There is a Chinese word for cul-de-sac.

Karen, I'm-I'm actually,
uh, lunching with,
uh, Tim right now. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Karen, I'm-I'm actually, uh, lunching with, uh, Ti...

You're having insecurities
about, you know, your career-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You're having insecurities about, you know, your career...

And he's dating
Sheila rondowski, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And he's dating Sheila rondowski,

Does anybody ever say
to you in confidence - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Does anybody ever say to you in confidence

Sara patel, she has
irritable bowel syndro-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Sara patel, she has irritable bowel syndro--

Is there ever a situation
where somebody seems - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Is there ever a situation where somebody seems

It's just a--
what it is, is a robot that
cleans your barbecue grill. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

It's just a-- what it is, is a robot that cleans your b...

You just kind of put it
in your grill,
you shut the lid, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You just kind of put it in your grill, you shut the lid,

I'm thinking
more of like the--
like, like... more expensive. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm thinking more of like the-- like, like... more expe...

The thing is, is he voided
the warranty on the grillbot
and the grill. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

The thing is, is he voided the warranty on the grillbot and ...

Oh, my god. No, no, no, no.
No, no. Hey. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, my god. No, no, no, no. No, no. Hey.

Hold on. We're gonna get
the antivenom, okay, Jeff?
Hold on a second. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Hold on. We're gonna get the antivenom, okay, Jeff? Hol...

Now, I want you to forget
everything you heard about
functional breast support. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Now, I want you to forget everything you heard about functio...

Is it because
we're two women trying on
lingerie together? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Is it because we're two women trying on lingerie togeth...

Forced to bury our true selves
from the Meg craverstons
of the world. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Forced to bury our true selves from the Meg craverstons of t...

Hating me for the way
i look, as if, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Hating me for the way i look, as if,

I may not need to moisturize,
but I still have feelings. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I may not need to moisturize, but I still have feelings.

I didn't know
about the feelings. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I didn't know about the feelings.

That's why women like us need
to stick together. Not follow
each other in malls. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

That's why women like us need to stick together. Not fo...

-You mean the exercises
for the lady parts?
-Mm-hmm. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-You mean the exercises for the lady parts? -Mm-hmm.

I could crack a walnut
down there, if I needed to. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I could crack a walnut down there, if I needed to.

Come on, Karen.
Just... channel your power. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Come on, Karen. Just... channel your power.

And you know, you get me drunk
on snake wine and get me
to open up - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And you know, you get me drunk on snake wine and get me to o...

Yeah, but you have
a lot of secrets
locked inside of you. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah, but you have a lot of secrets locked inside of you.

And I think that's why you
might be one of the loneliest
guys I've ever met. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And I think that's why you might be one of the lonelies...

Oh. Nice. Honey, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh. Nice. Honey,

I mean, I sent the kids
away to camp,
I'm redesigning bathrooms. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I mean, I sent the kids away to camp, I'm redesigning b...

Okay, well, listen,
if you wanna feel complete, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay, well, listen, if you wanna feel complete,

Now, I've lost touch
with the real Karen. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Now, I've lost touch with the real Karen.

And then these, these amazing
new neighbors move in - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And then these, these amazing new neighbors move in

But really,
i, I just feel like
i should be focusing on me. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

But really, i, I just feel like i should be focusing on me.

Natalie said
we needed a thing
to keep our spark alive - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Natalie said we needed a thing to keep our spark alive

Yeah! Yeah.
This is the Karen that i--
this is the Karen that I love. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah! Yeah. This is the Karen that i-- this is the Karen tha...

You know what, honey?
We need to go back
to our lovemaking. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

You know what, honey? We need to go back to our lovemaking.

The blood leaves Jeff's head
and slowly makes its way
to his midsection. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

The blood leaves Jeff's head and slowly makes its way t...

But she was in her underwear
and I was in
my underwear and-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

But she was in her underwear and I was in my underwear and--

Okay, Karen, I just wanna
make sure this isn't
another case of paranoia. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay, Karen, I just wanna make sure this isn't another ...

Honey, your eyes were all red.
You were trying to have sex
on a school night. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Honey, your eyes were all red. You were trying to have sex o...

Call the cops and tell them
what? That our neighbors
bugged the house? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Call the cops and tell them what? That our neighbors bugged ...

And it's a jalapeno - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And it's a jalapeno

I know that you
miss Mikey and Patrick, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I know that you miss Mikey and Patrick,

Jeff, I don't need to do any
deep breathing exercises!
I'm centered! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Jeff, I don't need to do any deep breathing exercises! ...

They're not watching us!
They're at a restaurant
with Stacey chung. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

They're not watching us! They're at a restaurant w...

Because we talked about it
at the indoor skydiving place! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Because we talked about it at the indoor skydiving place!

Now, people move in,
they always change the locks, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Now, people move in, they always change the locks,

I forgot to give it back
when Bridget and Dave
went to myrtle beach - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I forgot to give it back when Bridget and Dave went to myrtl...

And an empty spice rack.
She wows the neighbors
with her appetizers. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And an empty spice rack. She wows the neighbors with her app...

Never judge a woman
by her spice rack, Karen. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Never judge a woman by her spice rack, Karen.

I just wanted to be
your friend. This certainly
isn't a friendly gesture. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I just wanted to be your friend. This certainly isn't a...

Oh, god!
They're targeting mbi. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, god! They're targeting mbi.

-There's some kind of missile.
-These are all the people
he was asking me about. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-There's some kind of missile. -These are all the peopl...

We gotta get out
of here. We gotta get out
of here right now. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here right now...

- Karen...
-Put it back the-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

- Karen... -Put it back the--

Oh, god! Oh, my god! Now what? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Oh, god! Oh, my god! Now what?

Okay.
Oh, why are you
shushing me? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay. Oh, why are you shushing me?

I thought chili's
was supposed to be fancy. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I thought chili's was supposed to be fancy.

Whee! Remember
when we were in college, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Whee! Remember when we were in college,

Why did we do that?
Why did we do that?
What are we doing? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Why did we do that? Why did we do that? What are we doing?

- I'm Jeff. I'm so serious.
-Karen, Karen, Karen! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

- I'm Jeff. I'm so serious. -Karen, Karen, Karen!

-I'm getting on top!
-I-i-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-I'm getting on top! -I-i--

Probably going upstairs
to make sex, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Probably going upstairs to make sex,

Okay. I guess we can
cross off Stacey. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay. I guess we can cross off Stacey.

It's this little robot
that cleans your barbecue-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

It's this little robot that cleans your barbecue--

First rule of what we do.
Don't get too close
to your targets. Remember? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

First rule of what we do. Don't get too close to your t...

The first rule
of what we do, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

The first rule of what we do,

Okay. Uh... okay. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay. Uh... okay.

Well, that
might be a problem. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Well, that might be a problem.

What is happening? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

What is happening?

Sifting through the wreckage
of every value
i once held dear. - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Sifting through the wreckage of every value i once held dear...

But, it's not
like that. I swear! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

But, it's not like that. I swear!

This company,
my neighborhood, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

This company, my neighborhood,

See what I can learn about - Keeping Up with the Joneses

See what I can learn about

And, uh, well, this line
is unsecured, so I can't
go into details, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

And, uh, well, this line is unsecured, so I can't go in...

Okay. Who are the
joneses working for?
Are they Russian? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Okay. Who are the joneses working for? Are they Russian?

Look, I'm gonna do
some more digging, - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Look, I'm gonna do some more digging,

-Okay.
-Uh, you know - Keeping Up with the Joneses

-Okay. -Uh, you know

Well, so we can strategize
before we take it upstairs! - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Well, so we can strategize before we take it upstairs!

My buddy says the last time
he saw tech like that - Keeping Up with the Joneses

My buddy says the last time he saw tech like that

Dead man?
Why would you say-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Dead man? Why would you say--

Jesus, is right - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Jesus, is right

Yeah, I was, I was
looking for Bernie.
He keeps pooping - Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah, I was, I was looking for Bernie. He keeps pooping

I was distracted.
Um, how are you? - Keeping Up with the Joneses

I was distracted. Um, how are you?

Keeping Up with the Joneses poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Greg Mottola

Writer: Michael LeSieur

Production: Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

Genre: action, comedy

Year: 2016

MetaScore: 34/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: $14,904,426

Released: 21 Oct 2016

Awards: 3 nominations

Homepage: http://www.JonesesMovie.com/

Also watch: Masterminds, The Package, The Accountant, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, The Girl on the Train, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Why Him?, Drone, The Young Offenders, The Carmilla Movie, Mollo tutto e apro un chiringuito, Army of One, Two Days in Paris, Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, Brotherhood