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Keeping Up with the Joneses

Dead man?Why would you say-- Jesus!

Dead man?
Why would you say-- Jesus!

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Dead man? Why would you say--
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Jesus!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:08
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.
Jesus, is right - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Jesus, is right
Yeah, I was, I was looking for Bernie. He keeps pooping - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Yeah, I was, I was looking for Bernie. He keeps pooping
I was distracted. Um, how are you? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
I was distracted. Um, how are you?
Oh, I was... you said it to me. I was... what did you mean when you said it? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
Oh, I was... you said it to me. I was... what did you mean w...
-What? -Yeah. I know. Really rocks your - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
-What? -Yeah. I know. Really rocks your
Yeah, well, Jeff, here's the thing about trust. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Yeah, well, Jeff, here's the thing about trust.
Once it's gone... Bad things happen. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Once it's gone... Bad things happen.
Yeah, a little warning. Carl can be a bit prickly, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:09
Yeah, a little warning. Carl can be a bit prickly,
Is that him in the bathrobe hanging laundry? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Is that him in the bathrobe hanging laundry?
Oh, and you brought the lattes. Knew I could count on you. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Oh, and you brought the lattes. Knew I could count on you.
Yeah, well, welcome to my home away from home. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Yeah, well, welcome to my home away from home.
But, uh, not for long. Oh, here, please. Thank you. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
But, uh, not for long. Oh, here, please. Thank you.
Oh, not at all. It's just that - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Oh, not at all. It's just that
I've been living in the old westfalia here - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
I've been living in the old westfalia here
Oh, boy, what have I got? Let me show you here. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Oh, boy, what have I got? Let me show you here.
You know, here's something that Jeff never thought he'd hear. Gaffney... - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
You know, here's something that Jeff never thought he&#...
Yeah, it's called adult acne. Thank you very mu-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Yeah, it's called adult acne. Thank you very mu--
--Get in the car now - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
--Get in the car now
I said get in the car. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
I said get in the car.
Jeff, please, would you just get in the car? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Jeff, please, would you just get in the car?