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Jeff, I don't need to do any deep breathing exercises! I'm centered!
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Keeping Up with the Joneses

Jeff, I don't need to do anydeep breathing exercises!I'm centered!

Jeff, I don't need to do any
deep breathing exercises!
I'm centered!

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Jeff, I don't need to do any deep breathing exercises! I'm centered!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:11
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.
They're not watching us! They're at a restaurant with Stacey chung. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
They're not watching us! They're at a restaurant w...
Because we talked about it at the indoor skydiving place! - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Because we talked about it at the indoor skydiving place!
Now, people move in, they always change the locks, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
Now, people move in, they always change the locks,
I forgot to give it back when Bridget and Dave went to myrtle beach - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
I forgot to give it back when Bridget and Dave went to myrtl...
And an empty spice rack. She wows the neighbors with her appetizers. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
And an empty spice rack. She wows the neighbors with her app...
Never judge a woman by her spice rack, Karen. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Never judge a woman by her spice rack, Karen.
I just wanted to be your friend. This certainly isn't a friendly gesture. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
I just wanted to be your friend. This certainly isn't a...
Oh, god! They're targeting mbi. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Oh, god! They're targeting mbi.
-There's some kind of missile. -These are all the people he was asking me about. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
-There's some kind of missile. -These are all the peopl...
We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here right now. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here right now...
- Karen... -Put it back the-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
- Karen... -Put it back the--
Oh, god! Oh, my god! Now what? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Oh, god! Oh, my god! Now what?
Okay. Oh, why are you shushing me? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Okay. Oh, why are you shushing me?
I thought chili's was supposed to be fancy. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
I thought chili's was supposed to be fancy.
Whee! Remember when we were in college, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:09
Whee! Remember when we were in college,
Why did we do that? Why did we do that? What are we doing? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Why did we do that? Why did we do that? What are we doing?
- I'm Jeff. I'm so serious. -Karen, Karen, Karen! - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
- I'm Jeff. I'm so serious. -Karen, Karen, Karen!
-I'm getting on top! -I-i-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
-I'm getting on top! -I-i--
Probably going upstairs to make sex, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Probably going upstairs to make sex,
Okay. I guess we can cross off Stacey. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Okay. I guess we can cross off Stacey.