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Keeping Up with the Joneses

They call this"the 100-pace viper," because if it bites you,that's how far you'regonna...

They call this
"the 100-pace viper," because if it bites you,
that's how far you're
gonna get, man

Full Transcript

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They call this "the 100-pace viper,"
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because if it bites you, that's how far you're gonna get, man.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:05
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.
It's actually probably closer to 50 paces, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
It's actually probably closer to 50 paces,
You're gonna wanna keep your hands away from the head, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
You're gonna wanna keep your hands away from the head,
--...and I have two words for you. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
--...and I have two words for you.
There is a Chinese word for cul-de-sac. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
There is a Chinese word for cul-de-sac.
Karen, I'm-I'm actually, uh, lunching with, uh, Tim right now. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Karen, I'm-I'm actually, uh, lunching with, uh, Ti...
You're having insecurities about, you know, your career-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
You're having insecurities about, you know, your career...
And he's dating Sheila rondowski, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
And he's dating Sheila rondowski,
Does anybody ever say to you in confidence - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:09
Does anybody ever say to you in confidence
Sara patel, she has irritable bowel syndro-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
Sara patel, she has irritable bowel syndro--
Is there ever a situation where somebody seems - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Is there ever a situation where somebody seems
It's just a-- what it is, is a robot that cleans your barbecue grill. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
It's just a-- what it is, is a robot that cleans your b...
You just kind of put it in your grill, you shut the lid, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:11
You just kind of put it in your grill, you shut the lid,
I'm thinking more of like the-- like, like... more expensive. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
I'm thinking more of like the-- like, like... more expe...
The thing is, is he voided the warranty on the grillbot and the grill. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
The thing is, is he voided the warranty on the grillbot and ...
Oh, my god. No, no, no, no. No, no. Hey. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Oh, my god. No, no, no, no. No, no. Hey.
Hold on. We're gonna get the antivenom, okay, Jeff? Hold on a second. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Hold on. We're gonna get the antivenom, okay, Jeff? Hol...
Now, I want you to forget everything you heard about functional breast support. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Now, I want you to forget everything you heard about functio...
Is it because we're two women trying on lingerie together? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Is it because we're two women trying on lingerie togeth...
Forced to bury our true selves from the Meg craverstons of the world. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Forced to bury our true selves from the Meg craverstons of t...
Hating me for the way i look, as if, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
Hating me for the way i look, as if,