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Keeping Up with the Joneses

Yeah. You helped mewith my "suicidal depression."No

Yeah. You helped me
with my "suicidal depression."
No

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- Yeah. You helped me with my "suicidal depression." No.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:25
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Fox 2000 Pictures,TSG Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A suburban couple becomes embroiled in an international espionage plot when they discover that their seemingly perfect new neighbors are government spies.
-With your little trust exercises and stress balls! -Ow! - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
-With your little trust exercises and stress balls! -Ow!
We cannot engage in a public arena. Pull back and abort. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
We cannot engage in a public arena. Pull back and abort.
- Boris, get some ice tongs and a cigarette lighter. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
- Boris, get some ice tongs and a cigarette lighter.
Goddamn it, Jones. Do you copy? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Goddamn it, Jones. Do you copy?
Copy, copy. Pulling out. I repeat, pulling out. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
Copy, copy. Pulling out. I repeat, pulling out.
- Is it Peter? No. -That's why I paid - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
- Is it Peter? No. -That's why I paid
I... no, I think you have me confused with somebody else. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
I... no, I think you have me confused with somebody else.
Is that what caused you to go into a life of crime? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
Is that what caused you to go into a life of crime?
-A bruised ego over a lousy parking space? -Jesus Christ! - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
-A bruised ego over a lousy parking space? -Jesus Christ!
Yes, Ivan, it is. It's Bruce springstine - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
Yes, Ivan, it is. It's Bruce springstine
I didn't want you guys to call me "the boss." - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:10
I didn't want you guys to call me "the boss."
And that parking space thing was bullshit, all right? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:06
And that parking space thing was bullshit, all right?
- I am really going to enjoy this. Okay, okay. - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
- I am really going to enjoy this. Okay, okay.
- Go, boys! Go, go, go! Shock and awe! Shock and awe! - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:09
- Go, boys! Go, go, go! Shock and awe! Shock and awe!
They're silent killers. That's how they got bin laden. Let's just stay down, okay? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
They're silent killers. That's how they got bin la...
-Oh! -What do-- what do you mean there's no backup? - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:05
-Oh! -What do-- what do you mean there's no backup?
You're what they call "collateral damage." - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:07
You're what they call "collateral damage."
I asked you about the worst-case scenario and you said, - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:10
I asked you about the worst-case scenario and you said,
I did not lie to you. I... now, I may have left out a few key details... - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
I did not lie to you. I... now, I may have left out a few ke...
That, that is lying by omission. That's textbook-- - Keeping Up with the Joneses 00:08
That, that is lying by omission. That's textbook--