"Keith Lemon: The Film" quotes
With dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur just like his beloved Richard Branson, Lemon bids farewell to his hometown of UK and heads for the capital. When he becomes an overnight billionaire, it seems everything is going his way, but it's not long before he discovers that life can be just as cruel as it is kind.
Director: Paul Angunawela
Writer: Leigh Francis, Paul Angunawela
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 2.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 24 Aug 2012
Awards: 2 nominations
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Cast
Keith Lemon - Leigh Francis
Kelly Brook - Kelly Brook
Rosie - Laura Aikman
Douglas Orange - Kevin Bishop
TV News Reporter - Charlotte Coleman
Waterbot Salesman - David Pearse
Kushvinder - Harish Patel
Man on Bridge - Jimmy Reddington
Woman on Bridge - Kim Barry
Delivery Man - Conleth Hill
Hoodless Harry - John Render
Gary - Paddy McGuinness
Barman - Johnny Palmiero
Auntie Fanny - Abigail Hamilton
Buster (Hoodie) - Theo Barklem-Biggs
Archimedes - Verne Troyer
Dennis - Martin Rogan
The Hoff - David Hasselhoff
Pat - Nina Wadia
Hoff Show Director - Michael Condron
Thick Northern Fan - Richard Clements
Bank Manager - Barrington Cullen
Dr. Fallus - Andrew MacBean
Awards Host - Ian Beattie
Keith's Butler - Harold Moss
Chinese Party Host - Paul Courtenay Hyu
Emma Bunton - Emma Bunton
Mel C - Melanie C
Gary Barlow - Gary Barlow
Jedward - Jedward
Vernon Kay - Vernon Kay
Rizzle Kicks - Rizzle Kicks
Chris Moyles - Chris Moyles
Jason Donovan - Jason Donovan
Peter Andre - Peter Andre
Gino D'Acampo - Gino D'Acampo
Denise Van Outen - Denise Van Outen
Tinchy Stryder - Tinchy Stryder
Ronan Keating - Ronan Keating
Billy Ocean - Billy Ocean
Craig Phillips - Craig Phillips
Holly Willoughby - Holly Willoughby
Fearne Cotton - Fearne Cotton
Phillip Schofield - Phillip Schofield
Various Voices - Paris Arrowsmith
Gary Apple's stripper - Jeana Brock
Inventor - Logan Bruce
Celebrity Agent - Una C.
Punter - Chris Cowlin
Celebrity Agent - Owen Dickey
Heavy - Timothy Fergusson
Poledancer - Holly Gibbons
Biker - Lee Nicholas Harris
Passer-by - Chonradee Kulthap
Cockney Punter - Darren Luckin
Girl - Louise Michelle
Promotions girl - Lindsey Mitchell
Geek - Karl O'dell
Feature Suporting Artist - Mike Parish
Punter - Gino Picciano
Cockney Punter - Terry X. Shipton
Passer-by - Amanda Smith
Passer-by - June Smith
Toga Lady - Alexis Strum
Cyclist - Tom Swacha
Gangster - Keith Thanni
Audience Member - James Tolcher
Passer-by - Gerald Tomkinson
Construction Worker - David Warren
Mugger - Dean Weir