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A group of U.S. soldiers sneaks across enemy lines to get their hands on a secret stash of Nazi treasure.

Director: Brian G. Hutton
Writer: Troy Kennedy-Martin
Production: MGM
Year: 1970
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Jun 1970
Awards: 1 nomination.
Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels - Kelly's Heroes 00:08 Will you cut the culture crap and get to the hotels Fourteen thousand - Kelly's Heroes 00:12 Fourteen thousand The Church of the Cordeliers Tomb - Kelly's Heroes 00:28 The Church of the Cordeliers Tomb But my hair is still on curlers - Kelly's Heroes 00:16 But my hair is still on curlers Okay Fire - Kelly's Heroes 00:05 Okay Fire That nut has gotta be nuts - Kelly's Heroes 00:08 That nut has gotta be nuts It's a Mark VI - Kelly's Heroes 00:06 It's a Mark VI I'm gonna go down to Battalion - Kelly's Heroes 00:14 I'm gonna go down to Battalion Joe Come on Shut up you pain in the ass - Kelly's Heroes 00:07 Joe Come on Shut up you pain in the ass You son of a bitch - Kelly's Heroes 00:04 You son of a bitch Do you understand that - Kelly's Heroes 00:10 Do you understand that It's a mark six - Kelly's Heroes 00:06 It's a mark six Look we're not worried about the German Army - Kelly's Heroes 00:25 Look we're not worried about the German Army I just want to make a proposition to you - Kelly's Heroes 00:21 I just want to make a proposition to you You know what's inside that bank - Kelly's Heroes 00:38 You know what's inside that bank Have a little faith - Kelly's Heroes 00:30 Have a little faith If l hear any more threats against Maitland's life - Kelly's Heroes 00:18 If l hear any more threats against Maitland's life 30 caliber machine gun too - Kelly's Heroes 00:23 30 caliber machine gun too What happened Joe - Kelly's Heroes 00:09 What happened Joe They've even got the damn Grave Diggers What the hell am l doing here - Kelly's Heroes 00:09 They've even got the damn Grave Diggers What the hell... You understand that - Kelly's Heroes 00:18 You understand that This is your moment of glory - Kelly's Heroes 00:16 This is your moment of glory CRAPGAME Everything all right Kelly Everything's all right - Kelly's Heroes 00:19 CRAPGAME Everything all right Kelly Everything's all... Don't forget about the broads - Kelly's Heroes 00:15 Don't forget about the broads He hasn't reported him dead yet You see I've been collecting his whiskey - Kelly's Heroes 00:14 He hasn't reported him dead yet You see I've been... Get the hell out of here Bonzer - Kelly's Heroes 00:15 Get the hell out of here Bonzer What the hell does he want - Kelly's Heroes 00:20 What the hell does he want I thought I told you to bring me some good looking kid - Kelly's Heroes 00:17 I thought I told you to bring me some good looking kid Take that underwear off your head - Kelly's Heroes 00:12 Take that underwear off your head Arf arf arf arf - Kelly's Heroes 00:10 Arf arf arf arf A Sherman can give you a very nice - Kelly's Heroes 00:07 A Sherman can give you a very nice I haven't even asked ya yet - Kelly's Heroes 00:30 I haven't even asked ya yet You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap - Kelly's Heroes 00:19 You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap Who is that guy - Kelly's Heroes 00:16 Who is that guy Kelly's even got us armor support - Kelly's Heroes 00:48 Kelly's even got us armor support Well I'll  tell  you where it is - Kelly's Heroes 00:19 Well I'll tell you where it is Did you lose my aerial photographs - Kelly's Heroes 00:06 Did you lose my aerial photographs Coulda been in the States playing ping pong - Kelly's Heroes 00:33 Coulda been in the States playing ping pong What kind is it - Kelly's Heroes 00:12 What kind is it We're just soldiers - Kelly's Heroes 00:46 We're just soldiers Under the Geneva Convention - Kelly's Heroes 00:22 Under the Geneva Convention What Don't call me Barbara - Kelly's Heroes 00:08 What Don't call me Barbara According to this map - Kelly's Heroes 00:38 According to this map I don't think I'm getting through to you - Kelly's Heroes 00:31 I don't think I'm getting through to you There's no action - Kelly's Heroes 00:14 There's no action To a New Yorker like you - Kelly's Heroes 00:09 To a New Yorker like you We see our role as essentially defensive in nature - Kelly's Heroes 00:32 We see our role as essentially defensive in nature What kind of deal - Kelly's Heroes 00:21 What kind of deal It's still up - Kelly's Heroes 00:24 It's still up Crazy I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose You're on - Kelly's Heroes 00:09 Crazy I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't... This engine's been modified by our mechanical genius here - Kelly's Heroes 01:12 This engine's been modified by our mechanical genius... Always with the negative waves - Kelly's Heroes 00:09 Always with the negative waves What are you doing - Kelly's Heroes 00:44 What are you doing What do you think - Kelly's Heroes 00:38 What do you think Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves - Kelly's Heroes 00:22 Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves I'm kinda hung up - Kelly's Heroes 01:28 I'm kinda hung up We're not worried about the German army - Kelly's Heroes 01:14 We're not worried about the German army Suppose the bridge ain't there - Kelly's Heroes 01:14 Suppose the bridge ain't there

Cast

Big Joe - Telly Savalas
Crapgame - Don Rickles
General Colt - Carroll O'Connor