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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Alright, so that's 12 people who showered for the first time tonight

Alright, so that's 12 people who showered for the first time tonight

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Alright, so that's 12 people who showered
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for the first time tonight.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:06
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right?
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point,
And instead of just going - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And instead of just going
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles.
And I learned that day that if you smell candles - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I learned that day that if you smell candles
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like
Five extra feet of fabric coming - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Five extra feet of fabric coming
And my stepsister came over the next day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And my stepsister came over the next day
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up,
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can fix this. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can ...
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get
You know, in the beginning you try so hard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You know, in the beginning you try so hard,
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool.
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths