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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter and I wanted her to like me so badly, but I posted...

And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter and I wanted her to like me so badly, but I posted that vasectomy
joke on Instagram

Full Transcript

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And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter
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and I wanted her to like me so badly,
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but I posted that vasectomy joke on Instagram.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:26
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
So later that night she texted Chad - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
So later that night she texted Chad
But just thought you should know I definitely unfollowed - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
But just thought you should know I definitely unfollowed
And I thought, well it's probably a good idea - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I thought, well it's probably a good idea
I totally get it, I was just bummed - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I totally get it, I was just bummed
She's gonna think it's so cool - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
She's gonna think it's so cool
And I was like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, oh,
I don't exactly think she's walking into her college - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I don't exactly think she's walking into her colle...
It's like my daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like my daddy issues
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:17
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my peers - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my p...
At age 12 that made them collectively go, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
At age 12 that made them collectively go,
I should not have won that award, I knew nothing. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I should not have won that award, I knew nothing.
I didn't start my period until the last week - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I didn't start my period until the last week
Yeah, buckle up. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Yeah, buckle up.
And the first time you get a period, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And the first time you get a period,
So all my friends are in their cute little bikinis - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So all my friends are in their cute little bikinis
I am wearing a T-shirt and giant men's - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I am wearing a T-shirt and giant men's
Trying to hide the outline of this massive pad, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Trying to hide the outline of this massive pad,
And then everybody jumped in the lake - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And then everybody jumped in the lake
So I jumped into and that thing started dragging me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I jumped into and that thing started dragging me