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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And he does get hit onwhen he walks on stage, women whistle at him and at comedy clubs...

And he does get hit on
when he walks on stage, women whistle at him and at comedy clubs there's
usually a security guard in the back to kick people
out in case they heckle

Full Transcript

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And he does get hit on when he walks on stage,
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women whistle at him
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and at comedy clubs there's usually a security guard
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in the back to kick people out in case they heckle.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:17
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
So at his shows I've just started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So at his shows I've just started
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes,
Well, he's my Lord, scoot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Well, he's my Lord, scoot.
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating
This is when I go snooky on somebody? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
This is when I go snooky on somebody?
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry,
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee.
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes,
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me,
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relationships. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relations...
Can catch you if I need to, get back here. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Can catch you if I need to, get back here.
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin,
I don't usually mind our age gap, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I don't usually mind our age gap,
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend
No, please. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No, please.
On my birthday as a prank - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
On my birthday as a prank
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard,
I have been telling my single friends - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I have been telling my single friends