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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And instead of just going and buying a new showercurtain like a normal person, I just sat...

And instead of just going and buying a new shower
curtain like a normal person, I just sat in my bathtub with scissors and I just cut the bottom

Full Transcript

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And instead of just going
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and buying a new shower curtain like a normal person,
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I just sat in my bathtub with scissors
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and I just cut the bottom.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:37
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles.
And I learned that day that if you smell candles - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I learned that day that if you smell candles
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like
Five extra feet of fabric coming - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Five extra feet of fabric coming
And my stepsister came over the next day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And my stepsister came over the next day
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up,
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can fix this. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can ...
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get
You know, in the beginning you try so hard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You know, in the beginning you try so hard,
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool.
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend
Apparently some teenage girls now - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
Apparently some teenage girls now
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial