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And long before my mom had dementia
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And long before my mom had dementia, she had retired from teaching, and she had taken on...

And long before my mom had dementia, she had retired from teaching, and she had taken on some
interesting retirement hobbies

Full Transcript

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And long before my mom had dementia,
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she had retired from teaching,
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and she had taken on some interesting retirement hobbies.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:39
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
She had started to screenshot the selfies, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:19
She had started to screenshot the selfies,
But I didn't know she was doing this - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
But I didn't know she was doing this
Of my narcissism - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Of my narcissism
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie again. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie ag...
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot.
So all of these printed framed photos - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So all of these printed framed photos
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot,
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids.
And it was so weird because a few months later I started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And it was so weird because a few months later I started
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct
You keep feeding me diet cum, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You keep feeding me diet cum,
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defe...
And then also this morning I said to him, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And then also this morning I said to him,
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic."
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought