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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And my stepsister came over the next day and she used my bathroom and she came out and she...

And my stepsister came over the next day and she used my bathroom and she came out and she goes, why do you have
a window curtain in there?

Full Transcript

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And my stepsister came over the next day
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and she used my bathroom and she came out
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and she goes, why do you have a window curtain in there?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:49
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up,
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can fix this. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can ...
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get
You know, in the beginning you try so hard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You know, in the beginning you try so hard,
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool.
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend
Apparently some teenage girls now - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
Apparently some teenage girls now
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial
That was so not the message taught to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
That was so not the message taught to us about this area
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area
They weren't like, "Hey y'all, it's good on everything." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
They weren't like, "Hey y'all, it's good...
No, they talked to us about it like it was black licorice. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
No, they talked to us about it like it was black licorice.
Okay, sure and we did. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Okay, sure and we did.
- [Audience Member] Yes - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
- [Audience Member] Yes