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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And that's when the nurse starts to look at the other nurses like, "Oh, does the daughter...

And that's when the nurse starts to look at the other nurses like, "Oh, does the daughter have dementia too?" It's like a T-Mobile
family plan of dementia

Full Transcript

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And that's when the nurse starts
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to look at the other nurses like,
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"Oh, does the daughter have dementia too?"
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It's like a T-Mobile family plan of dementia.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:25
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And my mom growing up was also somebody - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And my mom growing up was also somebody
My parents got divorced in the 90s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:21
My parents got divorced in the 90s
So every time my dad would call, my mom would let it go - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:20
So every time my dad would call, my mom would let it go
I mean, that's a bad bitch move right there. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, that's a bad bitch move right there.
'Cause it's not like that was just the message - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
'Cause it's not like that was just the message
That was the message for literally anybody - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
That was the message for literally anybody
So after a while, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
So after a while,
And I'm here to remind you - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And I'm here to remind you
And long before my mom had dementia, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And long before my mom had dementia,
She had started to screenshot the selfies, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:19
She had started to screenshot the selfies,
But I didn't know she was doing this - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
But I didn't know she was doing this
Of my narcissism - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Of my narcissism
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie again. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie ag...
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot.
So all of these printed framed photos - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So all of these printed framed photos
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot,
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids.
And it was so weird because a few months later I started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And it was so weird because a few months later I started
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct