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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And three weeks in her doctor turns to me and goes, "So I heard you're a comedian." And I...

And three weeks in her doctor turns to me and goes, "So I heard you're a comedian." And I was like, "Yeah, I am." He goes, Oh, just surprises me 'cause I don't really get
a funny vibe from you

Full Transcript

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And three weeks in her doctor turns to me
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and goes, "So I heard you're a comedian."
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And I was like, "Yeah, I am."
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He goes, Oh, just surprises me
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'cause I don't really get a funny vibe from you.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:15
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And I was like, well, My mom's still in the hospital - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And I was like, well, My mom's still in the hospital
We're in a hospital, you think I'm gonna walk - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
We're in a hospital, you think I'm gonna walk
When my mom was in the hospital, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
When my mom was in the hospital,
But she is so smart and so funny that even with dementia, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
But she is so smart and so funny that even with dementia,
So she and my brother were talking, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So she and my brother were talking,
And then all of a sudden she just starts shouting, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And then all of a sudden she just starts shouting,
They're like, "Kathy, oh my God, what's going on?" - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
They're like, "Kathy, oh my God, what's going...
You're gonna get kicked out of the home - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
You're gonna get kicked out of the home
My cousin and I visited my mom - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
My cousin and I visited my mom
So my cousin decided to tell me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So my cousin decided to tell me
People order massive quantities of food - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
People order massive quantities of food
So her nieces love these muckbang videos - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
So her nieces love these muckbang videos
And my cousin looks her and goes, Wow, Bailey, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And my cousin looks her and goes, Wow, Bailey,
And her niece went white in the face, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And her niece went white in the face,
- Remember that 0.12, resting blood alcohol - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
- Remember that 0.12, resting blood alcohol
I can also tell that some of you do not know - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can also tell that some of you do not know
A Midwest mom just went, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
A Midwest mom just went,
It is a finishing move in the world of porn. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
It is a finishing move in the world of porn.
And I am like dying laughing at this story. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I am like dying laughing at this story.
And then all of a sudden my mom goes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And then all of a sudden my mom goes,