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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

But I didn't know she was doing this until I visited Home one dayand I just walked into a...

But I didn't know she was doing this until I visited Home one day
and I just walked into a museum

Full Transcript

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But I didn't know she was doing this
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until I visited Home one day and I just walked into a museum
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:04
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
Of my narcissism - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Of my narcissism
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie again. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
This is fucking horrifying, I'll never take a selfie ag...
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Nobody had taught my mom how to crop a screenshot.
So all of these printed framed photos - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So all of these printed framed photos
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot,
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids.
And it was so weird because a few months later I started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And it was so weird because a few months later I started
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct
You keep feeding me diet cum, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You keep feeding me diet cum,
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defe...
And then also this morning I said to him, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And then also this morning I said to him,
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic."
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought