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But then some switch flipped in my 30s
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

But then some switch flipped in my 30s and now when I see somebodyhit on the person I'm...

But then some switch flipped in my 30s and now when I see somebody
hit on the person I'm with, I just feel myself anamorph
into the cast of "Jersey Shore." I am ready to brawl

Full Transcript

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But then some switch flipped in my 30s
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and now when I see somebody hit on the person I'm with,
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I just feel myself anamorph into the cast of "Jersey Shore."
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I am ready to brawl.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:03
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage,
So at his shows I've just started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So at his shows I've just started
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes,
Well, he's my Lord, scoot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Well, he's my Lord, scoot.
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating
This is when I go snooky on somebody? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
This is when I go snooky on somebody?
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry,
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee.
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes,
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me,
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relationships. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relations...
Can catch you if I need to, get back here. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Can catch you if I need to, get back here.
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin,
I don't usually mind our age gap, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I don't usually mind our age gap,
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend
No, please. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No, please.
On my birthday as a prank - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
On my birthday as a prank
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard,