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I am honored to be the reason you would bathe
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I am honored to be thereason you would bathe and leave your home 'causeyou don't have to...

I am honored to be the
reason you would bathe and leave your home 'cause
you don't have to do anything when you live alone, there's
nobody around to judge you

Full Transcript

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I am honored to be the reason you would bathe
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and leave your home 'cause you don't have to do anything
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when you live alone, there's nobody around to judge you.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:15
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right?
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point,
And instead of just going - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And instead of just going
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles.
And I learned that day that if you smell candles - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I learned that day that if you smell candles
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like
Five extra feet of fabric coming - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Five extra feet of fabric coming
And my stepsister came over the next day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And my stepsister came over the next day
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up,
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can fix this. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can ...
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get
You know, in the beginning you try so hard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You know, in the beginning you try so hard,
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool.
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend