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I don't exactly think she's walking into her college
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I don't exactly think she'swalking into her college cafeteria like you guys,it's my dad...

I don't exactly think she's
walking into her college cafeteria like you guys,
it's my dad she blows

Full Transcript

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I don't exactly think she's walking into her college
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cafeteria like you guys, it's my dad she blows.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:44
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
It's like my daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like my daddy issues
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:17
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my peers - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my p...
At age 12 that made them collectively go, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
At age 12 that made them collectively go,
I should not have won that award, I knew nothing. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I should not have won that award, I knew nothing.
I didn't start my period until the last week - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I didn't start my period until the last week
Yeah, buckle up. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Yeah, buckle up.
And the first time you get a period, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And the first time you get a period,
So all my friends are in their cute little bikinis - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So all my friends are in their cute little bikinis
I am wearing a T-shirt and giant men's - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I am wearing a T-shirt and giant men's
Trying to hide the outline of this massive pad, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Trying to hide the outline of this massive pad,
And then everybody jumped in the lake - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And then everybody jumped in the lake
So I jumped into and that thing started dragging me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I jumped into and that thing started dragging me
I like, no, no. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I like, no, no.
This thing got so heavy, so fast - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
This thing got so heavy, so fast
Please help. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Please help.
So people flopped me up onto the dock and I stood up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:18
So people flopped me up onto the dock and I stood up
And that is how you don't get fingered - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And that is how you don't get fingered
True story, I feel like all the boys in my grade were like, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:14
True story, I feel like all the boys in my grade were like,
I actually got an IUD in recently because I heard - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I actually got an IUD in recently because I heard