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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I have been telling my single friends that they should datesomebody older than them

I have been telling my single friends that they should date
somebody older than them

Full Transcript

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I have been telling my single friends
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that they should date somebody older than them.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:09
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
My boyfriend shows me his credit score - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
My boyfriend shows me his credit score
Happy fourth, peace be with you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Happy fourth, peace be with you.
I will say if you date somebody older than you, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I will say if you date somebody older than you,
My dad was an international yo-yo man for a living. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
My dad was an international yo-yo man for a living.
When you were growing up, a guy came to your school - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
When you were growing up, a guy came to your school
I do love my dad, I think he gave me a very specific - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I do love my dad, I think he gave me a very specific
Like I have enough to have become a comedian, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Like I have enough to have become a comedian,
My dad's just a little too supportive - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
My dad's just a little too supportive
If I tried to post my boobs online behind a paywall - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
If I tried to post my boobs online behind a paywall
Oh God, no, no. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Oh God, no, no.
I don't know of that many people personally - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I don't know of that many people personally
I follow her on Twitter because she tweets the most - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I follow her on Twitter because she tweets the most
She tweeted the other day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
She tweeted the other day
And I say some dirty things up here, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I say some dirty things up here,
There are gonna be so many suspects - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
There are gonna be so many suspects
I listened to her on a podcast where she said - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
I listened to her on a podcast where she said
And I heard that - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I heard that
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here
She's out there changing her dental records, good Christ. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
She's out there changing her dental records, good Chris...
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago