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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I listened to her on apodcast where she said that on a different trip to the dentist, she...

I listened to her on a
podcast where she said that on a different trip to the dentist, she had the dentist file
down her back molars so that she could make
room for bigger things

Full Transcript

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I listened to her on a podcast where she said
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that on a different trip to the dentist,
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she had the dentist file down her back molars
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so that she could make room for bigger things.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:19
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And I heard that - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I heard that
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here
She's out there changing her dental records, good Christ. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
She's out there changing her dental records, good Chris...
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago
She goes, We can tell, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
She goes, We can tell,
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth.
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell.
Right, I thought she was gonna say - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Right, I thought she was gonna say
Quit that, you swallow at your work. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Quit that, you swallow at your work.
Not here goblin. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Not here goblin.
I know that I have to have some daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I know that I have to have some daddy issues
I think it's very ironic as a comedian - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I think it's very ironic as a comedian
I mentioned on my special, the Hustler - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I mentioned on my special, the Hustler
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished.
I was like, is it gonna be dust? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, is it gonna be dust?
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth.
And you're welcome. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you're welcome.
We're all adults here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
We're all adults here
And I have been pretty shocked now at - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I have been pretty shocked now at