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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I mean, cold day in hell thatyou would catch a millennial or older wiping anythingfrom...

I mean, cold day in hell that
you would catch a millennial or older wiping anything
from this area on their neck like God damn potpourri

Full Transcript

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I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial
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or older wiping anything from this area on their neck
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like God damn potpourri.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:51
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
That was so not the message taught to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
That was so not the message taught to us about this area
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area
They weren't like, "Hey y'all, it's good on everything." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
They weren't like, "Hey y'all, it's good...
No, they talked to us about it like it was black licorice. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
No, they talked to us about it like it was black licorice.
Okay, sure and we did. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Okay, sure and we did.
- [Audience Member] Yes - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
- [Audience Member] Yes
Guys are, oh hey, this is an outrage. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Guys are, oh hey, this is an outrage.
I do actually wanna try and keep the magic alive with Chad - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I do actually wanna try and keep the magic alive with Chad
He and I always lived in a place that only had one bathroom - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
He and I always lived in a place that only had one bathroom
And I finally asked him, I was like, Hey, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And I finally asked him, I was like, Hey,
And he goes, Well, my doctor told me that it's bad to push - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And he goes, Well, my doctor told me that it's bad to p...
Just grab onto something, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Just grab onto something,
"Sunday we got errands to run, go get out." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:19
"Sunday we got errands to run, go get out."
I think you dudes have this poo phobia - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I think you dudes have this poo phobia
You're afraid we're gonna like bust the door down - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You're afraid we're gonna like bust the door down
And I was like, oh no, because I have IBS. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, oh no, because I have IBS.
So when I gotta go, I gotta go. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So when I gotta go, I gotta go.
So I texted him - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
So I texted him