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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I mentioned on my special, the Hustler that he's the firstguy I've ever been with who has...

I mentioned on my special, the Hustler that he's the first
guy I've ever been with who has had a vasectomy

Full Transcript

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I mentioned on my special, the Hustler
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that he's the first guy I've ever been with
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who has had a vasectomy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:47
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished.
I was like, is it gonna be dust? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, is it gonna be dust?
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth.
And you're welcome. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you're welcome.
We're all adults here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
We're all adults here
And I have been pretty shocked now at - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I have been pretty shocked now at
Oh my God, liar, liar. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Oh my God, liar, liar.
No HR in your life, no way. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No HR in your life, no way.
And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter
So later that night she texted Chad - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
So later that night she texted Chad
But just thought you should know I definitely unfollowed - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
But just thought you should know I definitely unfollowed
And I thought, well it's probably a good idea - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I thought, well it's probably a good idea
I totally get it, I was just bummed - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I totally get it, I was just bummed
She's gonna think it's so cool - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
She's gonna think it's so cool
And I was like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, oh,
I don't exactly think she's walking into her college - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I don't exactly think she's walking into her colle...
It's like my daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like my daddy issues
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:17
I feel like I should know more about things like vasectomies
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my peers - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I look back and I'm like, what was I saying to my p...
At age 12 that made them collectively go, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
At age 12 that made them collectively go,