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I wrapped my car around a pole last night
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I wrapped my car around a pole last night, but I feel fit, lean

I wrapped my car around a pole last night, but I feel fit, lean

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I wrapped my car around a pole last night,
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but I feel fit, lean.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:35
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I thought it'd also be fun to shoot it here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I thought it'd also be fun to shoot it here
Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last year in the month of January - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last year in the month of January
Eight month winters are fucking brutal, God. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Eight month winters are fucking brutal, God.
When I hit my one year mark of living there, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
When I hit my one year mark of living there,
I was like, oh, I just walked into my bathroom - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I was like, oh, I just walked into my bathroom
Then I learned that God forbid you try using a bidet there - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Then I learned that God forbid you try using a bidet there
When I moved there, I turned on the TV - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
When I moved there, I turned on the TV
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska
I moved there to live with my boyfriend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
I moved there to live with my boyfriend,
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you.
I found out also when I got there that they have some - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I found out also when I got there that they have some
I was like, for why, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I was like, for why,
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me,
When he and I got together, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:18
When he and I got together,
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady.
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my Lord. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my...
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle.
It's very convenient, very farm to table, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
It's very convenient, very farm to table,
But then some switch flipped in my 30s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
But then some switch flipped in my 30s