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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

If I tried to post my boobsonline behind a paywall and posted some link that waslike for...

If I tried to post my boobs
online behind a paywall and posted some link that was
like for my biggest fans only, my dad would read that and go, well, I'm obviously my daughter's biggest fan

Full Transcript

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If I tried to post my boobs online behind a paywall
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and posted some link that was like for my biggest fans only,
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my dad would read that and go, well,
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I'm obviously my daughter's biggest fan.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
95
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:58
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
Oh God, no, no. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Oh God, no, no.
I don't know of that many people personally - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I don't know of that many people personally
I follow her on Twitter because she tweets the most - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I follow her on Twitter because she tweets the most
She tweeted the other day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
She tweeted the other day
And I say some dirty things up here, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I say some dirty things up here,
There are gonna be so many suspects - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
There are gonna be so many suspects
I listened to her on a podcast where she said - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
I listened to her on a podcast where she said
And I heard that - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I heard that
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here
She's out there changing her dental records, good Christ. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
She's out there changing her dental records, good Chris...
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago
She goes, We can tell, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
She goes, We can tell,
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth.
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell.
Right, I thought she was gonna say - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Right, I thought she was gonna say
Quit that, you swallow at your work. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Quit that, you swallow at your work.
Not here goblin. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Not here goblin.
I know that I have to have some daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I know that I have to have some daddy issues
I think it's very ironic as a comedian - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I think it's very ironic as a comedian