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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

If somebody texted her asshe took the screenshot, it's up there

If somebody texted her as
she took the screenshot, it's up there

Full Transcript

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If somebody texted her as she took the screenshot,
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it's up there.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:05
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
There's a framed photo somewhere of my face
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided last year that I didn't want to have kids.
And it was so weird because a few months later I started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And it was so weird because a few months later I started
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And I think it's so crazy that the human instinct
You keep feeding me diet cum, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You keep feeding me diet cum,
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Chad's had a vasectomy, so there's nothing to defe...
And then also this morning I said to him, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And then also this morning I said to him,
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
He's like, "Oh wow, I really feel the magic."
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But you know, I just thought, I'd just thought