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It's like, yeah, time to fuck around
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

It's like, yeah, time to fuck around and find out madam, get up here

It's like, yeah, time to fuck around and find out madam, get up here

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It's like, yeah, time to fuck around
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and find out madam, get up here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:43
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee.
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes,
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me,
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relationships. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relations...
Can catch you if I need to, get back here. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Can catch you if I need to, get back here.
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin,
I don't usually mind our age gap, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I don't usually mind our age gap,
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend
No, please. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No, please.
On my birthday as a prank - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
On my birthday as a prank
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And when I opened my bathroom cupboard,
I have been telling my single friends - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I have been telling my single friends
My boyfriend shows me his credit score - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
My boyfriend shows me his credit score
Happy fourth, peace be with you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Happy fourth, peace be with you.
I will say if you date somebody older than you, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I will say if you date somebody older than you,
My dad was an international yo-yo man for a living. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
My dad was an international yo-yo man for a living.
When you were growing up, a guy came to your school - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
When you were growing up, a guy came to your school
I do love my dad, I think he gave me a very specific - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I do love my dad, I think he gave me a very specific
Like I have enough to have become a comedian, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Like I have enough to have become a comedian,