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Next thing I see is my ex's favorite hat
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Next thing I see is my ex's favorite hat, which emotionally feltlike the right choice...

Next thing I see is my ex's favorite hat, which emotionally felt
like the right choice 'cause I was ready to soft serve him some pipping hot justice

Full Transcript

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Next thing I see is my ex's favorite hat,
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which emotionally felt like the right choice
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'cause I was ready to soft serve him
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some pipping hot justice.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:38
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And so I looked and I looked - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And so I looked and I looked
Like an old homeless man - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Like an old homeless man
Our cats walked up to me and boops noses. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Our cats walked up to me and boops noses.
They were just looking at me like, oh, you are one of us. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
They were just looking at me like, oh, you are one of us.
Neat and after I was done, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
Neat and after I was done,
And I was like, because I'm not trying to dominate them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, because I'm not trying to dominate them
Do you understand what a deranged power move that would be - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
Do you understand what a deranged power move that would be
There are rules to this life, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
There are rules to this life,
I don't ever want Chad to meet gross Kelsey, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I don't ever want Chad to meet gross Kelsey, right?
Well, I have a tiny one in my heart - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Well, I have a tiny one in my heart
But when Chad and I moved in together last year, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But when Chad and I moved in together last year,
And then the next morning I got Chipotle, bad choices. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And then the next morning I got Chipotle, bad choices.
And we went back to our new place - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And we went back to our new place
That takes a normal number to smell - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
That takes a normal number to smell
And I finish up and I walk out - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And I finish up and I walk out
No one needs to go in here for the next two to 49 hours. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No one needs to go in here for the next two to 49 hours.
Chad completely ignores this major sign - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Chad completely ignores this major sign
He just blows right by me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
He just blows right by me
My brain in slowmo was like, don't go in there. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
My brain in slowmo was like, don't go in there.
And he goes, "I couldn't smell anything, you're fine." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And he goes, "I couldn't smell anything, you'...