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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight and nobody in the DARE programtalked to me about...

Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight and nobody in the DARE program
talked to me about candles

Full Transcript

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Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight
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and nobody in the DARE program talked to me about candles.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:25
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like
Five extra feet of fabric coming - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Five extra feet of fabric coming
And my stepsister came over the next day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And my stepsister came over the next day
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You didn't think it was weird that when you hung it up,
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, I accidentally got fucked up
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can fix this. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I don't wanna talk about it, but it's fine, I can ...
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We're fine, I can feel that I'm starting to get
You know, in the beginning you try so hard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You know, in the beginning you try so hard,
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Now I'm just trying to not scare kids at the pool.
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Now I just tell my wax lady the same thing
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
Let's not get crazy, I am pretty shocked at the lengths
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I dunno if you guys have heard of this trend
Apparently some teenage girls now - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
Apparently some teenage girls now
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
The confidence of Gen Z is so fucking wild
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
I mean, cold day in hell that you would catch a millennial
That was so not the message taught to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
That was so not the message taught to us about this area
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
We didn't even want anybody to know we had a vagina
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Just sprayed 17 pumps of Bath and Body Works
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Our Sex Ed teachers didn't talk to us about this area