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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

People have been asking me why I decided to shoot this special in Wisconsin and it's...

People have been asking me why I decided to shoot this special in Wisconsin and it's because I think
everybody here has a resting blood alcohol of 0.12

Full Transcript

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People have been asking me why I decided
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to shoot this special in Wisconsin
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and it's because I think everybody here has a resting blood
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alcohol of 0.12.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:35
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
That's good for comedy, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
That's good for comedy, yeah.
I'm just slamming cheese curds, I love it. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I'm just slamming cheese curds, I love it.
You try to shoot a special in LA, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
You try to shoot a special in LA,
I feel like intermittent fasting means something - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like intermittent fasting means something
I feel like that's when you guys black out by five - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like that's when you guys black out by five
I wrapped my car around a pole last night, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I wrapped my car around a pole last night,
I thought it'd also be fun to shoot it here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I thought it'd also be fun to shoot it here
Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last year in the month of January - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last year in the month of January
Eight month winters are fucking brutal, God. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Eight month winters are fucking brutal, God.
When I hit my one year mark of living there, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
When I hit my one year mark of living there,
I was like, oh, I just walked into my bathroom - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I was like, oh, I just walked into my bathroom
Then I learned that God forbid you try using a bidet there - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Then I learned that God forbid you try using a bidet there
When I moved there, I turned on the TV - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
When I moved there, I turned on the TV
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska
I moved there to live with my boyfriend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
I moved there to live with my boyfriend,
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you.
I found out also when I got there that they have some - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I found out also when I got there that they have some
I was like, for why, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I was like, for why,
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me,