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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Remember that 0.12,resting blood alcohol I was talking, such a delayed reaction

Remember that 0.12,
resting blood alcohol I was talking, such a delayed reaction

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I was talking, such a delayed reaction.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:28
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I can also tell that some of you do not know - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can also tell that some of you do not know
A Midwest mom just went, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
A Midwest mom just went,
It is a finishing move in the world of porn. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
It is a finishing move in the world of porn.
And I am like dying laughing at this story. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I am like dying laughing at this story.
And then all of a sudden my mom goes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And then all of a sudden my mom goes,
I'm sure my mom was just sitting there listening like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I'm sure my mom was just sitting there listening like, ...
And here's the thing, I always take really good care - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And here's the thing, I always take really good care
And this is strange, but my entire family - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And this is strange, but my entire family
And my mom is in the Foosball Hall of Fame. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And my mom is in the Foosball Hall of Fame.
Yeah, but every time my mom gets a new nurse, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Yeah, but every time my mom gets a new nurse,
And my mom always goes, Well, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And my mom always goes, Well,
And every nurse goes, "Ah, sure you are." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And every nurse goes, "Ah, sure you are."
And I'm always standing there like, Oh yeah, no, I know - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I'm always standing there like, Oh yeah, no, I know
And I'm like, Lady, I swear to God, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I'm like, Lady, I swear to God,
And that's when the nurse starts - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And that's when the nurse starts
And my mom growing up was also somebody - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And my mom growing up was also somebody
My parents got divorced in the 90s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:21
My parents got divorced in the 90s
So every time my dad would call, my mom would let it go - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:20
So every time my dad would call, my mom would let it go
I mean, that's a bad bitch move right there. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, that's a bad bitch move right there.
'Cause it's not like that was just the message - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
'Cause it's not like that was just the message