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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

She tweeted the other day and said, On my way tothe dentist, he has no idea how many...

She tweeted the other day and said, On my way to
the dentist, he has no idea how many different people's DNA he's about to clean out of my teeth

Full Transcript

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She tweeted the other day
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and said, On my way to the dentist, he has no idea
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how many different people's DNA
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he's about to clean out of my teeth.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:30
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And I say some dirty things up here, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I say some dirty things up here,
There are gonna be so many suspects - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
There are gonna be so many suspects
I listened to her on a podcast where she said - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
I listened to her on a podcast where she said
And I heard that - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I heard that
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here
She's out there changing her dental records, good Christ. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
She's out there changing her dental records, good Chris...
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago
She goes, We can tell, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
She goes, We can tell,
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth.
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell.
Right, I thought she was gonna say - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Right, I thought she was gonna say
Quit that, you swallow at your work. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Quit that, you swallow at your work.
Not here goblin. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Not here goblin.
I know that I have to have some daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I know that I have to have some daddy issues
I think it's very ironic as a comedian - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I think it's very ironic as a comedian
I mentioned on my special, the Hustler - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I mentioned on my special, the Hustler
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished.
I was like, is it gonna be dust? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was like, is it gonna be dust?
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth.