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Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Skedaddle and I movedthere from Washington where there are no state taxes

Skedaddle and I moved
there from Washington where there are no state taxes

Full Transcript

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Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington
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where there are no state taxes.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:05
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me,
When he and I got together, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:18
When he and I got together,
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady.
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my Lord. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my...
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle.
It's very convenient, very farm to table, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
It's very convenient, very farm to table,
But then some switch flipped in my 30s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
But then some switch flipped in my 30s
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage,
So at his shows I've just started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So at his shows I've just started
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes,
Well, he's my Lord, scoot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Well, he's my Lord, scoot.
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating
This is when I go snooky on somebody? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
This is when I go snooky on somebody?
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry,
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
It's like, yeah, time to fuck around
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee.
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes,
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me,
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relationships. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relations...