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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So my cousin decided to tell me that she just took her two highschool nieces out to dinner

So my cousin decided to tell me that she just took her two high
school nieces out to dinner

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So my cousin decided to tell me
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that she just took her two high school nieces out to dinner.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:29
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
People order massive quantities of food - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
People order massive quantities of food
So her nieces love these muckbang videos - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
So her nieces love these muckbang videos
And my cousin looks her and goes, Wow, Bailey, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And my cousin looks her and goes, Wow, Bailey,
And her niece went white in the face, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And her niece went white in the face,
- Remember that 0.12, resting blood alcohol - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
- Remember that 0.12, resting blood alcohol
I can also tell that some of you do not know - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can also tell that some of you do not know
A Midwest mom just went, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
A Midwest mom just went,
It is a finishing move in the world of porn. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
It is a finishing move in the world of porn.
And I am like dying laughing at this story. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I am like dying laughing at this story.
And then all of a sudden my mom goes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And then all of a sudden my mom goes,
I'm sure my mom was just sitting there listening like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I'm sure my mom was just sitting there listening like, ...
And here's the thing, I always take really good care - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And here's the thing, I always take really good care
And this is strange, but my entire family - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And this is strange, but my entire family
And my mom is in the Foosball Hall of Fame. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And my mom is in the Foosball Hall of Fame.
Yeah, but every time my mom gets a new nurse, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Yeah, but every time my mom gets a new nurse,
And my mom always goes, Well, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And my mom always goes, Well,
And every nurse goes, "Ah, sure you are." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And every nurse goes, "Ah, sure you are."
And I'm always standing there like, Oh yeah, no, I know - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
And I'm always standing there like, Oh yeah, no, I know
And I'm like, Lady, I swear to God, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
And I'm like, Lady, I swear to God,
And that's when the nurse starts - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And that's when the nurse starts