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So I just pop that on my windshield
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So I just pop that on my windshield next to my oil change sticker

So I just pop that on my windshield next to my oil change sticker

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So I just pop that on my windshield
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next to my oil change sticker.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:22
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline.
I just want just keep an eye. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I just want just keep an eye.
I told my dad about the sticker thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I told my dad about the sticker thing
I wonder if it works the same way as a car - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I wonder if it works the same way as a car
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage,
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh,
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years.
I feel like if you live alone for too long, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like if you live alone for too long,
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right?
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point,
And instead of just going - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And instead of just going
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
So I went to Target and they had just released fall candles.
And I learned that day that if you smell candles - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And I learned that day that if you smell candles
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Nothing crazy, but I'm a lightweight
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
So I was unprepared for what happened to my body
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And when I went home and hung it up, it only stretched like
Five extra feet of fabric coming - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Five extra feet of fabric coming