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So you peed right before you left the house
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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So you peed right beforeyou left the house and then you're in there tryingto squeegee out...

So you peed right before
you left the house and then you're in there trying
to squeegee out five drops

Full Transcript

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So you peed right before you left the house
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and then you're in there trying to squeegee out five drops.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:47
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
But you don't have enough pressure in your stream for it - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
But you don't have enough pressure in your stream for i...
So you just get a babbling brook - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
So you just get a babbling brook
I walked out of there up to the nurse, I was like, well, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I walked out of there up to the nurse, I was like, well,
You fix it and then you lay back - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
You fix it and then you lay back
So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker
So I just pop that on my windshield - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So I just pop that on my windshield
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline.
I just want just keep an eye. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I just want just keep an eye.
I told my dad about the sticker thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I told my dad about the sticker thing
I wonder if it works the same way as a car - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I wonder if it works the same way as a car
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage,
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh,
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years.
I feel like if you live alone for too long, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like if you live alone for too long,
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And you start to act like you were raised by wolves, right?
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
I watched myself do something so unhinged at one point,
And instead of just going - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And instead of just going
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I was just like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.