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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

There are rules to this life, but I tell you guys this totell you, I've been trying to...

There are rules to this life, but I tell you guys this to
tell you, I've been trying to hide that version of
me far away from Chad

Full Transcript

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There are rules to this life,
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but I tell you guys this to tell you, I've been trying
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to hide that version of me far away from Chad.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:45
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
I don't ever want Chad to meet gross Kelsey, right? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I don't ever want Chad to meet gross Kelsey, right?
Well, I have a tiny one in my heart - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
Well, I have a tiny one in my heart
But when Chad and I moved in together last year, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
But when Chad and I moved in together last year,
And then the next morning I got Chipotle, bad choices. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And then the next morning I got Chipotle, bad choices.
And we went back to our new place - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And we went back to our new place
That takes a normal number to smell - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
That takes a normal number to smell
And I finish up and I walk out - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And I finish up and I walk out
No one needs to go in here for the next two to 49 hours. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
No one needs to go in here for the next two to 49 hours.
Chad completely ignores this major sign - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Chad completely ignores this major sign
He just blows right by me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
He just blows right by me
My brain in slowmo was like, don't go in there. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
My brain in slowmo was like, don't go in there.
And he goes, "I couldn't smell anything, you're fine." - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
And he goes, "I couldn't smell anything, you'...
Do you see the tears streaming down my face? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
Do you see the tears streaming down my face?
So something I've learned is that a lot of people - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
So something I've learned is that a lot of people
Like some people just think we're always set - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Like some people just think we're always set
Because a few years ago, my mom got sick - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Because a few years ago, my mom got sick
And three weeks in her doctor turns to me - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:13
And three weeks in her doctor turns to me
And I was like, well, My mom's still in the hospital - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And I was like, well, My mom's still in the hospital
We're in a hospital, you think I'm gonna walk - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
We're in a hospital, you think I'm gonna walk
When my mom was in the hospital, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
When my mom was in the hospital,