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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

We pee, the rest of the time it looks like somebody justpoked a hole in a capri sun and...

We pee, the rest of the time it looks like somebody just
poked a hole in a capri sun and then started stepping on it

Full Transcript

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We pee, the rest of the time
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it looks like somebody just poked a hole in a capri sun
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and then started stepping on it.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:41
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
And then a doctor walks in with a thimble - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
And then a doctor walks in with a thimble
Something with handles, a wide berth - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Something with handles, a wide berth
And a lot of the time you don't know you're gonna have - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And a lot of the time you don't know you're gonna ...
So you peed right before you left the house - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
So you peed right before you left the house
But you don't have enough pressure in your stream for it - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
But you don't have enough pressure in your stream for i...
So you just get a babbling brook - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:12
So you just get a babbling brook
I walked out of there up to the nurse, I was like, well, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I walked out of there up to the nurse, I was like, well,
You fix it and then you lay back - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
You fix it and then you lay back
So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
So after they're done, the nurse hands you a sticker
So I just pop that on my windshield - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So I just pop that on my windshield
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I got one that says Valvoline, one that says Volvoline.
I just want just keep an eye. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I just want just keep an eye.
I told my dad about the sticker thing - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I told my dad about the sticker thing
I wonder if it works the same way as a car - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I wonder if it works the same way as a car
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
I mean, I'm definitely gonna use it on stage,
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
You go in for a checkup, the doctor's like, oh,
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Jesus Christ, no way this thing's lasting eight years.
I feel like if you live alone for too long, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I feel like if you live alone for too long,
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Alright, so that's 12 people who showered
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:09
I am honored to be the reason you would bathe