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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

When I moved there, I turned on the TV and there were commercialsfor vacations to Alaska...

When I moved there, I turned on the TV and there were commercials
for vacations to Alaska and that's when I knew I fucked up

Full Transcript

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When I moved there, I turned on the TV
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and there were commercials for vacations to Alaska
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and that's when I knew I fucked up.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:46
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska
I moved there to live with my boyfriend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
I moved there to live with my boyfriend,
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you.
I found out also when I got there that they have some - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I found out also when I got there that they have some
I was like, for why, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
I was like, for why,
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me,
When he and I got together, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:18
When he and I got together,
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady.
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my Lord. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my...
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
I tell you my love life is a Chipotle.
It's very convenient, very farm to table, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:08
It's very convenient, very farm to table,
But then some switch flipped in my 30s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:15
But then some switch flipped in my 30s
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:10
And he does get hit on when he walks on stage,
So at his shows I've just started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
So at his shows I've just started
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:11
And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes,
Well, he's my Lord, scoot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:07
Well, he's my Lord, scoot.
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:16
I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating
This is when I go snooky on somebody? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:05
This is when I go snooky on somebody?
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory 00:06
All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry,