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"How many hearts
does an octopus have?" The whole time, Boris Johnson
was on the decks, fucking, "Order, order!" Whilst we were in supermarkets
forgetting tomato purée, petrified to perform
a three-point turn up a one-way aisle
does an octopus have?" The whole time, Boris Johnson
was on the decks, fucking, "Order, order!" Whilst we were in supermarkets
forgetting tomato purée, petrified to perform
a three-point turn up a one-way aisle
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"How many hearts
does an octopus have?"
00:00:06.048 --> 00:00:10.156
The whole time, Boris Johnson
was on the decks,
00:00:10.018 --> 00:00:12.044
fucking, "Order, order!"
00:00:14.036 --> 00:00:18.001
Whilst we were in supermarkets
forgetting tomato purée,
00:00:18.999 --> 00:00:21.001
petrified to perform
a three-point turn
00:00:21.001 --> 00:00:22.054
up a one-way aisle.
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Movie Summary
In his overdue 18-year career comeback tour, Kevin Bridges gives a razor-sharp standup performance poking fun at modern life with his signature wit.
