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Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up

I wanted to opena Chinese takeaway on the Shankill Road, Cillian

I wanted to open
a Chinese takeaway on the Shankill Road, Cillian

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I wanted to open a Chinese takeaway
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on the Shankill Road, Cillian.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
131
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:47
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his overdue 18-year career comeback tour, Kevin Bridges gives a razor-sharp standup performance poking fun at modern life with his signature wit.
I was... I was gonna call it The Orange Wok, right? - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:07
I was... I was gonna call it The Orange Wok, right?
I thought it'd be a good business venture. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
I thought it'd be a good business venture.
The family... The family meal deal, 1690. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
The family... The family meal deal, 1690.
That's the price... - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
That's the price...
Everybody phoning up, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:15
Everybody phoning up,
Right, thank you. Good man. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
Right, thank you. Good man.
Started talking about my weight-loss journey. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
Started talking about my weight-loss journey.
It was actually... I used to be a big dude, right? - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
It was actually... I used to be a big dude, right?
Right, I lost weight probably about eight years ago, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:13
Right, I lost weight probably about eight years ago,
Just as I had lost weight, it became acceptable - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:10
Just as I had lost weight, it became acceptable
I doubt you can even say that word anymore, cos it's fat... - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
I doubt you can even say that word anymore, cos it's fa...
Even fucking Ann Summers, in the window, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:10
Even fucking Ann Summers, in the window,
But we never had that support back when I was a big dude - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:11
But we never had that support back when I was a big dude
Cos my weight-loss journey probably started on the telly. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:05
Cos my weight-loss journey probably started on the telly.
I played in a charity football game, Soccer Aid, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:11
I played in a charity football game, Soccer Aid,
José Mourinho, he's the manager, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:13
José Mourinho, he's the manager,
I'm quite excited. The football fans among you will know - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:11
I'm quite excited. The football fans among you will kno...
So I'm in the dugout, on the subs bench, just chilling. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
So I'm in the dugout, on the subs bench, just chilling.
The game's going on, - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:07
The game's going on,
José Mourinho turns and tells me to go and start warming up. - Kevin Bridges: The Overdue Catch-Up 00:06
José Mourinho turns and tells me to go and start warming up....